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Our world famous Apocalypt-o-meter, where we rank various social, political, technological, and environmental developments based their capacity to orchestrate or help avert the final doom of humanity.

The “Impossible” Invention that Could Save the World

September 21, 2015 by Peter Chordas

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Categories: Apocalypt-o-meter, Tags: Green Energy, Oil, Science, Space Travel, Technology

What if I told you we could have hoverboards, flying cars, long-range space missions, AND salvation from our petrol-powered immanent global destruction?
What if I told you it could happen within our lifetimes?
What if I told you—it's happening RIGHT NOW?

Apocalypt-O-Meter = 10%

What if I told you we could have hoverboards, flying cars, long-range space missions, AND salvation from our petrol-powered immanent global destruction?

What if I told you it could happen within our lifetimes?

What if I told you—it’s happening RIGHT NOW? [click to continue…]

Are Humans Engineering the Next Mass Extinction?

September 7, 2015 by Peter Chordas

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Categories: Apocalypt-o-meter, Tags: Global Warming, History, Mass Extinction, Oceans, Oil

Petrol Triggered Bummer Extinction 2.0 — Now with 50% More Bipeds! Coming soon to an ecosystem near you…

Sorry to disturb you, preoccupied as you surely are with the endless and ultimately futile struggle for existential perpetuation, however I have some news which may come as somewhat of a disappointment.
Science has yet again found evidence that we're killing ourselves off while taking copious other unsuspecting creatures out with us in an apocalyptic "two-for-one" special.
What's the deadly discovery this time around?

Apocalypt-O-Meter = 90%

Sorry to disturb you, preoccupied as you surely are with the endless and ultimately futile struggle for existential perpetuation, however I have some news which may come as somewhat of a disappointment.

Science has yet again found evidence that we’re killing ourselves off while taking copious other unsuspecting creatures out with us in an apocalyptic “two-for-one” special.

What’s the deadly discovery this time around? [click to continue…]

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Categotry Archives: Apocalypt-o-meter

What if I told you we could have hoverboards, flying cars, long-range space missions, AND salvation from our petrol-powered immanent global destruction? What if I told you it could happen within our lifetimes? What if I told you—it's happening RIGHT NOW?

What if I told you we could have hoverboards, flying cars, long-range space missions, AND salvation from our petrol-powered immanent global destruction?
What if I told you it could happen within our lifetimes?
What if I told you—it's happening RIGHT NOW?