Petrol Triggered Bummer Extinction 2.0 — Now with 50% More Bipeds! Coming soon to an ecosystem near you…

Sorry to disturb you, preoccupied as you surely are with the endless and ultimately futile struggle for existential perpetuation, however I have some news which may come as somewhat of a disappointment.

Science has yet again found evidence that we're killing ourselves off while taking copious other unsuspecting creatures out with us in an apocalyptic "two-for-one" special.

What's the deadly discovery this time around?

human fossils

Apocalypt-O-Meter reading 90%!

Apocalypt-O-Meter = 90%

Sorry to disturb you, preoccupied as you surely are with the endless and ultimately futile struggle for existential perpetuation, however I have some news which may come as somewhat of a disappointment.

Science has yet again found evidence that we’re killing ourselves off while taking copious other unsuspecting creatures out with us in an apocalyptic “two-for-one” special.

What’s the deadly discovery this time around? [click to continue…]