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The “Impossible” Invention that Could Save the World

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What if I told you we could have hoverboards, flying cars, long-range space missions, AND salvation from our petrol-powered immanent global destruction?

What if I told you it could happen within our lifetimes?

What if I told you—it's happening RIGHT NOW?

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Apocalypt-O-Meter reading 10%!

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What if I told you we could have hoverboards, flying cars, long-range space missions, AND salvation from our petrol-powered immanent global destruction?

What if I told you it could happen within our lifetimes?

What if I told you—it’s happening RIGHT NOW? [click to continue…]

Are Humans Engineering the Next Mass Extinction?

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Petrol Triggered Bummer Extinction 2.0 — Now with 50% More Bipeds! Coming soon to an ecosystem near you…

Sorry to disturb you, preoccupied as you surely are with the endless and ultimately futile struggle for existential perpetuation, however I have some news which may come as somewhat of a disappointment.

Science has yet again found evidence that we're killing ourselves off while taking copious other unsuspecting creatures out with us in an apocalyptic "two-for-one" special.

What's the deadly discovery this time around?

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Apocalypt-O-Meter reading 90%!

Apocalypt-O-Meter = 90%

Sorry to disturb you, preoccupied as you surely are with the endless and ultimately futile struggle for existential perpetuation, however I have some news which may come as somewhat of a disappointment.

Science has yet again found evidence that we’re killing ourselves off while taking copious other unsuspecting creatures out with us in an apocalyptic “two-for-one” special.

What’s the deadly discovery this time around? [click to continue…]

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